I was watching the telebox the other night minding my own business, when Nicole Scherzinger suddenly had a small orgasm – right in front of me.
I peered closer (intrigued I might add) only to discover that she was doing nothing more salacious than seductively munching on a Muller Corner yoghurt.
Take a look for yourself here:
Two adverts later (and for a seemingly more exciting brand of yoghurt called Amore), another woman also appeared on screen suggestively lapping up the white stuff – and she too was experiencing something very close to climax.
Now, I was quite perplexed by this.
I mean, I had no idea yoghurt could turn a woman on like this, and make her so deliriously happy and creamy.
And that’s not the worst of it.
After mopping my brow with a cold flannel, I switched channels only to be met with bat-shit crazy images of a fireman spraying a woman in a bath with his massive hose (ooh err).
This was another Muller advert.